I always wanted to be a writer, but as a kid, my teacher told me to write about what I know, and I didn’t know much. I didn’t know much for a long time, but eventually started writing anyway. Today, I’ve written more than thirty books for children including the popular novels Class Dismissed, The Pet War, Field Tripped, and Unschooled. I also write books under a variety of pen names, such as “Fowler DeWitt.” When I’m not writing I’m probably visiting a school or a library. I live with my family outside Chicago.
I wrote...
The Curse of the Werepenguin
By
Allan Woodrow,
Scott Brown
What is my book about?
Put The Wolfman, Happy Feet, and a box of fish sticks together, and you might come up with The Curse of the Werepenguin, the novel that best-selling author Chris Grabenstein called “the most hysterically hilarious book I’ve read in years.” Twelve-year orphan Bolt Wattle goes to live with his new family—a Baron in the far-away country of Brugaria. Unfortunately, the evil Baron turns into a sinister penguin every night and plans to take over the entire country with his evil penguin army. As far as families go, it’s pretty much rock bottom. After the Baron bites Bolt, the boy has just three days to figure out a way to break the curse or become an evil werepenguin creature forever. Will Bolt succeed or will Brugaria, and the world, fall under the Baron’s evil webbed feet? (The first of a trilogy).
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The Books I Picked & Why
Sideways Stories from Wayside School
By
Louis Sachar,
Adam McCauley
Why this book?
A series of standalone, but connected stories centered around the strangest elementary school you’re likely to ever see. Louis Sachar is one of my all-time favorite kid writers and I recommend all of work (his Newberry Winning “Holes” is one of my top five favorite books of all time). Wayside School was accidentally built sideways so it stands 30 stories high. Lots of strange things happen at the school, especially on the 13th floor where Mrs. Gorf may be the meanest teacher of all time. There are three more books in this series, and they are all hysterical, but if you’re going to start somewhere, start with the first one.
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Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures
By
Kate DiCamillo,
K.G. Campbell
Why this book?
A Newberry Medal winner from the peerless Kate DiCamillo (quick, read all her books!), with comic panels from K.G. Campbell. Flora is a 10-year-old girl and Ulysses is a squirrel with superpowers, who Flora rescues from a vacuum cleaner. You’re already giggling, aren’t you? We follow the pair, and a bunch of other wacky characters, on a series of laugh-out-loud adventures that will keep you turning the page. I bet you’ll read the entire book in one sitting, like I did.
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Matilda
By
Roald Dahl,
Quentin Blake
Why this book?
Oh, c’mon. Do you have to ask? Roald Dahl was a genius, and it was hard to pick just one of his books. Honestly, I waffled between this book and three others. But what sets Matilda apart is its heart—and when a book has heart it makes the funny parts funnier, and those grow inside you a little bit (it also makes the suspense parts feel more suspenseful and the sadder parts feel sadder). Matilda is a sweet girl who doesn’t get along with the school’s kid-hating headmistress, Miss Trunchbull. In fact, things look bleak for Matilda until she discovers some exceptional superpowers hidden inside her.
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The Terrible Two
By
Jory John,
Mac Barnett
Why this book?
Miles Murphy has always been his school’s star prankster, a position he assumes will continue when he moves to a new school. Wrong. He quickly discovers the school already has a prankster, and Miles has a lot to learn about successful pranking if he’s going to keep up with his new rival. The outrageous and ingenious pranks, combined with great characters and hilarious writing, make this book by Mac Barnett and Jory John a fall-on-the-floor delight.
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The Adventures of Captain Underpants (Captain Underpants #1)
By
Dav Pilkey
Why this book?
Oh, really, do you have to ask “why this book?” I mean, how can I make a list of funny middle school books and not include Captain Underpants? Frankly, this list could just consist of Dav Pilkey books and I’d be fine with it, from Dog Man to Super Diaper Baby. The whimsical yet simplistic drawings make his absurd stories that much funnier. And really, any book featuring drawings of an adult in diapers is going to be funny.