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Apathy and Other Small Victories: A Novel Paperback – June 26, 2007

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A scathingly funny debut novel about disillusionment, indifference, and one man's desperate fight to assign absolutely no meaning to modern life.

The only thing Shane cares about is leaving. Usually on a Greyhound bus, right before his life falls apart again. Just like he planned. But this time it's complicated: there's a sadistic corporate climber who thinks she's his girlfriend, a rent-subsidized affair with his landlord's wife, and the bizarrely appealing deaf assistant to Shane's cosmically unstable dentist.

When one of the women is murdered, and Shane is the only suspect who doesn't care enough to act like he didn't do it, the question becomes just how he'll clear the good name he never had and doesn't particularly want: his own.

“The malaise of cubicle culture may be well-trodden comedic territory by now, but Neilan's debut skewers office life with a flourish for the grotesque.” ―
The Village Voice

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“Comprising 50% sheer brilliance, 50% distilled cynicism, and 50% coronary-inducing humor, Apathy and Other Small Victories has more life, laughs, and story on every page than should be possible. A heartbreakingly funny paean to supercharged nihilism, it's the best book you'll read in years, and the funniest novel ever. If you don't love it, there's something wrong with you, and if you do, there is also something wrong with you--but you won't care.” ―Max Barry, author of Company

“Neilan's wit is a razor that cuts and slashes mercilessly on every single page, in every single paragraph, so that your fingers will bleed even as the tears of laughter soak your face. So basically, you'll be reduced to a bloody, weeping mess, madly reading whole pages aloud as friends and family shake their heads and slowly back away.” ―
Jonathan Tropper, author of Everything Changes

“Neilan spins sparkling comic riffs on the tawdriness and sterility of American life.” ―
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“The malaise of cubicle culture may be well-trodden comedic territory by now, but Neilan's debut skewers office life with a flourish for the grotesque.” ―
The Village Voice

About the Author

Paul Neilan grew up in New Jersey before fleeing the Garden State for its polar opposite: Portland, Oregon. A graduate of Rutgers University, he worked a mind-numbing job in an insurance company where he spent much of his time asleep in the bathroom dodging his boss and his coworkers. It was in the uniquely creative zone of the disabled stall of that men's room, legs akimbo and drool puddling on the linoleum floor, that he began to hatch the idea for his first novel, Apathy and Other Small Victories.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ St. Martin's Griffin; First Edition (June 26, 2007)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 240 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0312352190
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0312352196
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 6.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.05 x 0.65 x 7.05 inches
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Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2011
There are many adjectives that could be used to describe this book; hilarious, intriguing, exciting, dark, macabre, poignant, paranoid, and perhaps most importantly "meh". I suppose that would be the greatest of praises you could give our main character: to read the book and decide to go get drunk on pitcher of warm Miller in some bar we've never bothered to learn the name of. There wasn't a page of Apathy that didn't leave me laughing, which is perhaps hard to understand if you haven't been faced with the life of a man that starts and stops at a Greyhound station.

Ultimately this is a book about death, and a book about living without fear of it. Or perhaps it's about a fear of vampires and a compulsive need to steal saltshakers. It is without doubt a piece of dark humor worth reading, and worth buying in hardback if you can as it's something you're going to want to read again. There are so many brutally funny lines, observations, and characteristics we all share in some way.

I don't know if Apathy made me want to go pick up a decrepit child's bike and ride it to work every day, but it did throw into stark contrast that sometimes you aren't an urban warrior you're just what everyone thinks is the mentally handicapped fellow riding his bike to who knows where.

I think the greatest humor of Apathy is what we have all been embarrassed by in our lives, being the person in a crowded room talking at full volume and then suddenly it's silent and you're the victim of some horrible out of context soundbite. The things we say, think, and feel are so often taken out of context by those around us but in a state of apathy we can just let that go and without caring just roll with it.

If there were a way to encapsulate the plot of this book into a small space I would, I don't think it's entirely possible but here's a shot:

You wake up covered in salt, realize there are police in your room, get harassed for a bit and begin to question your own drinking binges. You're having sex with your landlord's wife to get money knocked off the rent and you really think your landlord is a nice guy, your neighbor is possibly violating his pet guinea pig upstairs at all hours of the day and night, you don't pay your dentist and learned sign language from his assistant. Did I mention that your dentist has to drink iced tea to get over his panic attack / fainting spells? On top of this your one night stand turned into a crazy series of weird almost dating experiences with a woman you can't be with unless drunk and she thinks body shot is when she cripples you in bed, oh and she got you a job alphabetizing paperwork at an insurance company where you sleep on the toilet all day as a form of art and protest.

See, that's not even the half of it.

Go, go, read now!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2015
If Amazon had a half-star rating, then I would have given this book a 4.5.

I really enjoyed this book, and I was able to relate a lot to the way the protagonist (also the narrator) sees the world. Before I buy a book, I usually go to the first page read the first paragraph to see how strongly the author begins the book. I read three sentences of this book's opening paragraph and was instantly sold.

This technique of pre-review usually serves me well, but it can be hit-and-miss at times, with books starting strong and interesting but ultimately tapering out into tediously boring filler with a disappointing ending. This book, however, made me laugh consistently throughout my entire read, with virtually every single paragraph ending in a way that made me laugh out loud.

The only reason it's not a perfect 5/5 for me is because the ending, though satisfying, felt slightly rushed. The main character develops well throughout the novel, but the other characters felt one-dimensional at times.

I don't want to spoil the plot, so I'll just say themes in this book include murder, theft, alcohol abuse, sexual perversion, and toilet naps.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2011
I laughed throughout this entire book. It was hilariously sarcastic, and I related to a lot of the humor. The stark, brutal honesty and extended hyperbole remind me of a lot of the things I say to my friends to be funny. I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing, though.

Like I said in the title, though, the book reminded me of a weird version of Catcher in the Rye mixed with a grimy cop drama. The cynical antihero Shane seemed, to me at least, a lot like Holden, mixed up in a world which he feels he cannot relate to. As he walked through his dreary, dull, salt shaker infested life, his satirical view of everything make him a character in which some people are going to absolutely hate, and others are going to completely relate to. I'm one of the latter. The whole book seemed like an alternate universe version of my life, if I stole salt shakers and was romantically involved with my landlord's wife. There are some seriously good quotes within the book that I made silent "F--k yeah"'s to, and the more I read through the book the more I felt connected with Shane and his horribly boring life. After reading it, I felt like drinking a pitcher of Miller High Life and making sarcastic comments to myself.

All in all, I think the book was very good, but also, in my opinion, I feel as if it has the potential to be very polarizing. There's gonna be people who are just not going to like it at all; they're not gonna like the way it progresses, they're not going to like Shane, they're not going to like the humor, and they're just going to be disappointed. But if you're the sort of person who has ever woke up to find their life has absolutely no direction at all, I think you'll fall in love with it, like I did.
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John
5.0 out of 5 stars Just buy this book.
Reviewed in Canada on November 2, 2020
This is the 4th copy of this book I’ve bought. It seems, every time I finish reading it, I immediately need to give it to someone else for them to read so we can discuss.

Definitely the funniest book I’ve ever read.
P.H.
5.0 out of 5 stars Humor und Tiefgang
Reviewed in Germany on February 27, 2016
Großartiger, lakonischer und virtuoser Erzählton. Humor und Tiefgang. Misanthropie und scharfe Beobachtungsgabe.
Ein intensives Lesevergnügen. Ich warte auf Neilans Nachfolgeroman.
Jo Hudson
5.0 out of 5 stars chapter 1 - interior - night -
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 9, 2007
cut to:

me, laughing out loud,(please note I'm not generally given to raucous outbursts whilst reading),at least 4 times - and that's only during chapter 1..

I woke up my boyfriend by accident whilst laughing..

most probably gave myself laughter lines I didn't have before..

so..

if you are amused by things that are ever-so-slightly twisted..

or more than slightly maybe..

hard to say how twisted it is when what's offensive to one may not be so to another (ie me)...

but yes if you like something out of the ordinary but not so much so that it makes no sense or is pretentious drivel then I urge you to read this book..

It's clever, it's unusual, I love it..one of those times when you think aha this person thinks in a similar way to my very own self - how delightful!

but this isn't about me - it's about you and your hard earned cash - go on- spend some of it on this little masterpiece!

cut to:

me reading it again :)
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Will Sparling
4.0 out of 5 stars Great book
Reviewed in Canada on May 30, 2020
Darkly Hilarious, and scathing.
Ms. N. F. J.
4.0 out of 5 stars Misanthropy, schadenfreude (and commas) abound in this darkly witty tale
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 29, 2016
I thought I was a cynic and a misanthrope...until I found this book: a hilarious, oft irreverent and perma-cynical treatise on the mediocrity of modern life (in 2006, which I guess would now be considered Ancient History), delivered by a protagonist less reluctant than...well...apathetic to be a protagonist, it should really be called "Misanthropy, Schadenfreude...and Political Correctness Can Kiss My Backside". Neilan's main character, the passive-aggressive Shane, is an equal opportunities pundit of just about everyone; and what a pundit, indeed—those easily offended by mockery of the disabled, the disadvantaged, and the generally less fortunate, would be best giving this one a miss. On numerous occasions throughout the book I found myself guffawing at things I really shouldn't have, and feeling more than a smidge of guilty conscience for it! That being said, Shane's not difficult to like, or even to empathise with. Were he a stand-up comic, he'd have them rolling in the aisles.

However, for all the resounding truisms and laugh out loud hilarity, I had to dock a star, the reason being poor punctuation. Neilan, it appears, has a pathological aversion to semi-colons, colons, and elipses, instead using commas or even omitting punctuation symbols altogether. Em-dashes, too, in addition to brackets, are very thin on the ground. Hyphens are removed, as are the occasional question marks. Although not quite a deal breaker for me personally, I did find it very irksome at times, and if you're very hot on punctuation then this book probably isn't for you.

Ultimately, though, the story itself is enough to compensate for punctuational woes, and overall I still liked it a lot. Oh, and you get a free lesson in sign language, so there's that (although Neilan neglects to tell us overtly whether sign language contains punctuation, tee hee). Gotta love freebies. Recommended.