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My Head Has a Bellyache: And More Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups (Mischievous Nonsense, 2) Hardcover – July 18, 2023

by Chris Harris (Author), Andrea Tsurumi (Illustrator)
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This hilarious follow-up to the New York Times bestselling poetry book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming is full of surprising twists of wit and wordplay that will have readers rolling on the floor laughing!

“Highly recommended, it gets 5 stars and 8 moons and a chef's kiss and a tip of the hat and a jump in the lake from me.”—Bob Odenkirk, award-winning actor, writer, and comedian

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming is this century's most acclaimed comedic poetry collection so far, described as "a worthy heir to Silverstein, Seuss, and even Ogden Nash" (PublishersWeekly), "wildly imaginative...inspired and inspiring" (Kirkus), and as "everything a book for kids should be" (B.J. Novak). Now, Chris Harris delivers all that and more with dazzling new heights of creativity, kooky conundrums, witty wordsmithing, and of course, wacky laugh-out-loud fun!

There's a whole new cast of characters to meet, from the Nail-Clipping Fairy (who delivers teeth at night), to Orloc the Destroyer (who can be defeated only by his mommy), to the Elderly Caveman (who complains about the younger generation obsessed with playing with fire). There are more mind-bending verbal and visual riddles, plus there's plenty of hilarious hijinks hiding around every corner, whether it's a buffalo that escapes one poem and roams through others or a meteor threatening to land on the book and obliterate everything. There's even a mini book-within-a-book! In between it all, cartoonist Andrea Tsurumi’s diverse range of exuberant people, creatures, and anthropomorphic objects ripple through the pages with playful energy.

If your head has a bellyache as you read this book, it will only be because you're laughing WAY. TOO. HARD!

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    July 18, 2023
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The...most wonderfully illustrated and designed book I have read in about forever." --Jon Scieszka

"It gets 5 stars and 8 moons and a chef's kiss...and a jump in the lake from me." --Bob Odenkirk

"Chris Harris's rhyming nonsense made me laugh so hard, now I have a bellyache!" --Chris Grabenstein

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Laugh along to more riotous romps from Chris Harris! This bestselling collection of laugh-out-loud poems is a must-have addition to every child’s — and whimsical grown-up’s — bookshelf! Here's a totally twisted take on the alphabet that invites readers to look at it in a whole new way. Full of silly twists, giggle-worthy names, and goofy illustrations, this interactive book is sure to be a new storytime essential!
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Discover vibrant and playful worlds in Andrea Tsurumi's art! In this chapter book for emerging readers, best friends Kondo and Kezumi find a map that leads to the wonders of the unknown. Kondo and Kezumi brave new waters and adventures in the second book of the full-color chapter book series. This third colorful and fun adventure follows best friends Kondo and Kezumi as they head home—only to find an unexpected guest.

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A 2024 ALA-ALSC Notable Book for Children
A Lee Bennett Hopkins Poetry Award Honor Book

* "Will keep young audiences reading all the way to the (rhymed!) glossary and into the goofy title and subject indexes... Sidesplitting fun throughout for one or a crowd."―Kirkus Reviews

* "Come for the funny poems; stay because there's so much to pore over that you can't put this collection down."―Horn Book

* "[Chris Harris's] jaunty rhymes will continue to delight the next generation of Shel Silverstein and Jon Scieszka fans."―Booklist

"This expansive, anarchic poetry collection boasts excitement, surprises, words of wisdom, absurdist digressions, and laughs galore.... An appealingly ridiculous book, recommended for poetry and humor fans."―School Library Journal

“The funniest, smartest, wildest, and most wonderfully illustrated and designed book I have read in about...forever.”―Jon Scieszka, bestselling children’s book author and first National Ambassador of Young People’s Literature

“Hilarious! Witty! Fun! Chris Harris’s rhyming nonsense made me laugh so hard, now I have a bellyache!”―Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Lemoncello series

“Chris Harris has done it again, and he's gotten so much better at being 'no good at rhyming.'  This book is a feast of rhyming, word-play, and cleverness—jam-packed, overloaded, even! If you like seeing words goofing around and enjoying themselves, then this is the book for your eyeballs to gaze upon. Highly recommended, it gets 5 stars and 8 moons and a chef's kiss and a tip of the hat and a jump in the lake from me.”―Bob Odenkirk

Praise for I'm Just No Good at Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups:

A New York Times Bestseller
A New York Times Editors' Choice
An NPR Best Book of 2017
An Amazon Best Book of 2017
A Publishers Weekly Best Book of 2017
A News & Observer Wilde Award Book of 2017
A Booklist Editors' Choice: Books for Youth 2017 Selection
A Kirkus Best Middle-Grade Books of 2017 Selection
School Library Journal's Best Books of 2017
Chicago Public Library Best of the Best Books of 2017
An Iowa Public Radio Best Children's Books to Give in 2017
100 Scope Notes Top 20 Books of 2017
School Library Journal's Fuse #8 Blog - 2017 Poetry Books for Kids
A Nerdies 2017 Selection
NCTE's 2018 Notable Poetry Books
ALA-ALSC Notable Books for Children List 2018
A Parents' Choice Award Gold Winner for Audio Books 2018

* "A frolicking romp through the zany world of nonsense verse.... Visual, aural, and downright guffaw-inspiring puns and riddles abound in this wildly imaginative and cleverly illustrated debut collection. The inspired and inspiring sense of play knows no bounds." —Kirkus Reviews, starred review

* "Those who claim to hate poetry will enjoy this riotous compilation.... A surefire winner for reading aloud or for snickering with under the covers." —School Library Journal, starred review

* "Hits a poetry trifecta: high energy, rhymes that can rival Cole Porter's, and a torrent of ideas...a worthy heir to Silverstein, Seuss, and even Ogden Nash." —Publishers Weekly, starred review

* "A magnificently wacky romp through verse.... This moving, madcap anthem to language is sure to stand the test of time." —Booklist, starred review

* "There's not a dud in the bunch." —The Horn Book, starred review

* "Comedy gold.... This is one collection that rewards repeat visits." —The Horn Book, starred review

"This Hollywood writer and award-winning illustrator might just make all of us—the kids and the grown-ups—smile again." —The New York Times

"It's a veritable sundae of delights-layers of puns, word games, visual jokes—that I honestly would give to any kid ages short to tall." —NPR's Book Concierge

"This inspired collection of nonsense verse from the executive producer of How I Met Your Mother showcases a rare gift for wacky wordplay." —People

"I'm just no good at describing how wonderful this book is. Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny—it's everything a book for kids should be." —BJ Novak, actor and bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures

"I am a grown man and this book made me laugh out loud. When I was a kid, this was the kind of book that made me want to make comedy." —Jason Segel, actor, screenwriter, producer, and author of Nightmares!

"This book, with its loony poems and seriously weird illustrations, is ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged—and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" —Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

"Chris Harris is a poet and everyone should know it! Love this book!" —Andrea Beaty, bestselling author of Rosie Revere, Engineer

About the Author

Chris Harris is the New York Times bestselling author of I'm Just No Good at Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups, illustrated by Lane Smith; The Alphabet's Alphabet, illustrated by Dan Santat; and If You Laugh, I'm Starting This Book Over, illustrated by Serge Bloch. He currently serves as showrunner and executive producer for the new Frasier. Previous TV writing credits include How I Met Your Mother, Acapulco, and The Late Show with David Letterman. His pieces have appeared in the New Yorker, Esquire, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and on NPR. He lives in Los Angeles.

Andrea Tsurumi (they/them) is the author and illustrator of Accident! and Crab Cake, as well as numerous comics. They also illustrated the Kondo & Kezumi series by David Goodner, Not Your Nest by Gideon Sterer, and Girls Who Code by Reshma Saujani. They were born and raised in New York, where they got an MFA from the School of Visual Arts, and they now live in Philadelphia with their spouse and dog. When they'e not inventing croissant-based animals, they like reading about ordinary and ridiculous history.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Little, Brown Books for Young Readers (July 18, 2023)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 192 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0316592595
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0316592598
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 6 years and up
  • Grade level ‏ : ‎ 1 and up
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.6 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7.5 x 0.67 x 9.3 inches
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    Andrea Tsurumi (they/them) is an author, illustrator and cartoonist originally from New York who now lives with their spouse and dog in Philadelphia. A gigantic text + image nerd, they studied sequential storytelling for an English BA at Harvard and an illustration MFA at the School of Visual Arts. While working in publishing for a several years, they threw themself into their two loves: indie comics and children’s books. Their first book, ACCIDENT! was an NPR Great Read and their second book, CRAB CAKE, won the Vermont Red Clover Book Award. Their book in the Elephant & Piggie Love Reading Series, I'M ON IT!, was a Kirkus Best of the Year 2021. Children's books they've illustrated include the KONDO & KEZUMI series, SHARKO & HIPPO, NOT YOUR NEST, and MR. WATSON'S CHICKENS. When they're not inventing croissant-based animals, they like reading about ordinary and ridiculous history.

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    Chris Harris is a writer and executive producer for How I Met Your Mother and a writer for The Late Show with David Letterman. His pieces have appeared in The New Yorker, Esquire, ESPN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and on NPR. He lives in Los Angeles, loves peppermint stick ice cream and, when he’s not too full, just-a little-bit-more-peppermint-stick-ice-cream-but-don’t-tell-anyone. He's a funny guy, as you can tell from his children's poetry collection I'm Just No Good At Rhyming. In his spare time, he gets older.

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There are so many laugh out loud hilarious poems in this book. Grammar and literature nerds especially will find lots to love. I’ve been irritating my kids with it all day wandering around the house reading in their general direction delighted that there are finally poems to express my frustration with grammar gaffs they refuse to acknowledge. The audio book is superb, too.
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This book is hilarious and innocently subversive with drawings by Andrea Tsurumi to enhance the fun. From synonyms to siblings, from footnotes to family, this book full of rollicking rhythm, surprising rhymes, and twists of message and logic will please even the most obstinate objectors to poetry!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant, funny, heartfelt -- kids and adults both loved it!
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Awesome book! It's filled with funny and heartfelt poems that both kids and adults can enjoy. My daughters are 8 and 5 and loved it, and I think older kids might like it even more because there's a ton of added layers of subtle and clever humor in here that honestly blew me away. Many poems connected to one another in really fun/interesting/unexpected ways which kept all of us invested throughout. You'll see what I mean when you read it, it's pretty incredible what the author and illustrator have done here. One favorite for my kids was the roaming buffalo that "leaves" the original poem it's in and ends up traveling through multiple pages of the book. They shouted and squealed "Buffalo!" every time they spotted it. The snake poem is also genius. Honestly, there's so much great stuff in here and something for everyone. I highly recommend it!
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Better than Shel Silverstein.

A bold statement. Unprovable too. Strictly a matter of personal opinion. And, considering the fact that my generation was raised on a healthy diet of Silverstein (with just a smattering of Jack Prelutsky as a palate cleanser) one might even go so far as to call it a dangerous opinion. After all, by even stating that the Chris Harris collection of poetry “My Head Has a Bellyache” is better than, say, “Where the Sidewalk Ends” I am setting up some kind of cross-generational rivalry, and pre-prejudicing parents everywhere against a book that is not simply one of the best books for kids of the year, but one of the greatest poetry collections for kids ever written. I mean, we’re talking Ogden Nash/Dorothy Parker levels of greatness here, people. But to say that it’s better than Silverstein? A bad idea. Unless, of course, I can explain to you precisely why this book is better than any by the guy who made “Hug-o-War” (love you, Shel, but what the heck were you doing with that poem?!?). Folks, I see the challenge before me and I raise you one Chris Harris and one Andrea Tsurumi. A literary power duo the like of which the world of literature for kids has never seen.

96 poems sounds like a lot of poems, I know. So don't worry. There are actually more like 95 poems in the collection "My Head Has a Bellyache." A wild array of different types and styles, jokes and gaffs, this book has it all. There are haiku limericks, "haiku limerick"/"limerick haiku" limericks, and (naturally) "'haiku limerick'/'limerick haiku' limerick" villanelles. There are poems with titles like "Okay, Listen Up, I'm Not Going to Eat Any Broccoli Tonight, But Don't Freak Out. It's Okay. I Already Have a Very, Very Healthy Diet. Let Me Explain Why" and poems with titles like "Pants". In the course of your reading, snakes will escape (or be set free). A meteor will destroy at least one poem in this book. A mosquito? It will die and no one will be sad. In short, you don't quite know what's going to happen in this collection. You can only know that it's going to be amazing.

When Chris Harris wrote his previous funny collection of poetry for kids called “I’m Just No Good at Rhyming” it was good but it did contain the occasional misstep. There was some fatphobia and the percentage of hilarious to mildly amusing poems was decent if not extraordinary. It felt, quite frankly, like a warm up act. Harris was beginning to flex his muscles but he had a little way to go. “Bellyache”, in contrast, is a homecoming, but one with mysterious origins. Trying to figure out how a writer comes up with a series of funny poems feels a bit like dissecting a frog. Plus, if I’m going to be totally honest here, I have absolutely no idea how someone goes about it. I hesitate to say that a person must be intrinsically gifted but, well, let me just write one of Harris's poems out right here. It’s not one of the gut-busters, mind you, just a really excellent example of how to write a good, sweet, short little poem that works and is like no other I’ve seen before. This is “The Cure for Everything”: “No pill, no shot, no vitamin, / No potion, no inoculate, / Can make me feel as right again… / …As one good piece of chocolate.” There's an art to that.

Writing a book of funny poems for kids is no easy task. But apparently Harris wasn’t feeling like he was making this job hard enough for himself. Perhaps he sat in front of a roaring fire one day and said to himself, “Funny is good. Now how can I crank the difficulty level on this book up to 11? I know! I’ll make some of the poems honestly heartwarming too!” And this is where Harris gets the edge over the aforementioned Silverstein. Humor requires one set of muscles, emotional connection another. And for whatever reason, Harris is particularly good at both. Perhaps a bit more skilled in the funny bone department, but when I read a poem like “Watch Out, World!” I can’t help but feel the strings on my heart get tugged. Harris is at his best when he’s talking about relationships, particularly between kids and their adults. There aren’t too many such poems in this book, and one might wonder why there are any in here at all. To this, I am going to give Shel Silverstein a great deal of credit. For all that I’m dumping on him today, the man was brilliant and was very much the poet who established the form for all funny poetry collections for kids to come. Include only silliness without a touch of heart and you risk producing a book that can be written off as mere ephemera. Little better than one of those National Geographic joke books. Too much heart and you’ll have the kids snoring in the aisles. The ratio, therefore, has to be there and it has to be just right. Example A: This book.

I think few people who challenge the statement that funny books fare poorly when it comes to winning major literary awards. I once asked preeminent funny author Jon Scieszka (who has won a fair number of such awards himself) why he thought this was and he postulated a fairly good theory. If you read a book about a dead dog then most readers are going to feel sad. We share the same emotion. But if someone writes a book with jokes or funny things in it, that’s a different beast entirely. Everyone has a different sense of humor. What I find hilarious you might find disgusting and another person might find only mildly droll. Such different variegated opinions mean that it’s much harder for a committee to reach a quorum on a funny book than a sad one. A bit unfair, but that’s the way it falls out in all forms of entertainment-related awards, whether we’re talking the Oscars or the National Book Awards (QUICK! Name the last laugh-out-loud National Book Award winner!). This is a bit on the unfair side when we consider books like “My Head Has a Bellyache”. I personally believe that this is one best-written children’s books I’ve ever had the pleasure to read. That mix of jokes that continually land and do new things I’ve never seen before combined with honest-to-goodness heart? How can I adequately convey to you how difficult that magic combo is to write?

For that matter, major awards for works of children’s literature are not handed out on a sliding scale of difficulty, but wouldn’t it be kind of neat if they were? It’s always sort of struck me as unfair that there are some books out there where the authors spent literal years in research and/or working out the finer details of a title that are indistinguishable (from a marketing standpoint anyway) from the books where someone just sort of dashed off an idea in their spare time without a second thought. And I can say with certainty that there really isn’t any award for books for kids that celebrates this level of work. Mind you, just because buckets of blood, sweat, and tears are poured into a book, that’s no guarantee that it’s actually going to be any good in the end. In the case of Mr. Harris, one would not normally ascribe a collection of poetry in the same breath as, say, a work of nonfiction that involved years’ worth of original research. Not normally, that is, until you drill down into what he’s done here. And what has he done?

So, first and foremost, there are the poems themselves. Then there are the poems that refer to one another throughout the book (the stray buffalo, the snakes that are standing in for the letter “s”, etc.). Then there are the page numbers, almost every single one of which is a joke or point of brilliance (example: for page 124 it says after the number, “The First Four Digits, If “3” Has Been Cut”). Then there's the section on “What Happened to Everyone In This Book” that refers back to fourteen poems, concluding their characters’ stories, AND it all rhymes. Then the Glossary of Terms which, you guessed it, friggin’ rhymes. Are we done? We are not done because then you get the Index by Title (which contains a lot of jokes of its own) and then the Index by Subject (personal favorite faux inclusion is, “Dancing angry bears who are brothers: Not in the book, but wow, that would be cool.”). The sheer number of gags there are breath-taking, but we are NOT done because on the very last page are “Books By Chris Harris and Andrea Tsurumi,” “Books By Chris Harris, But Not By Andrea Tsurumi”, “Books By Andrea Tsurumi But Not By Chris Harris (Partial List)”, “Books By Neither Chris Harris Nor Andrea Tsurumi (Partial List)”, and finally “Non-Books By Neither Chris Harris Nor Andrea Tsurumi (Partial List)” which contains, amongst other things, “Belgium”.

All that and have I even once mentioned the art of Andrea Tsurumi in all this? I have not! And this is a crying shame because Tsurumi turns out to be a perfect match for this text. In his previous book “I’m Just No Good at Rhyming”, Harris was paired with Lane Smith. This was a bit of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, Smith is one of our rare illustrators that manage to be considered both high art and capable of genre-bending hilarity. Pairing him with Harris lent Harris’s book a patina of class to those folks that remember that “Stinky Cheese Man” one of the classics. That said, it wasn’t a perfect pairing. Smith, for good or for ill, will always be most closely associated with the aforementioned Jon Scieszka. So it was important in this second book for Harris to create his own Smith/Scieszka partnership. Preferably with an illustrator who’s established but not yet (YET) a household name. I literally cannot think of a single artist who could have been a better fit than Andrea Tsurumi. Tsurumi (they/them) made their debut with the singularly mind-blowing picture book “Accident” but didn’t start getting enough deserved attention until they paired with Jarrett Dapier on “Mr. Watson’s Chickens”. If I were to describe their style, I’d probably go with something like “Peak Chaotic Control.” Things are forever getting out of hand in a true Tsurumi title but somehow they’re able to make you feel safe at the same time. Like the reader is sitting in the eye of the storm while the world explodes around them. And nowhere is this better put to the test than in “My Head Has a Bellyache”.

We cannot know how Chris Harris chooses to present his poems to his artistic collaborators. Does he offer illustration notes? Typography suggestions? Design nudges? What we do know is that as with some of the best books for kids, the words and the images in this book work in perfect tandem with one another. Printed in just black and green (as any librarian will tell you, kids will avoid pure black and white books like the plague but don’t object to single-color illustrated titles) Tsurumi doesn’t just have to match the words Harris is presenting here but the tone as well. That means that for a poem like “I Couldn’t Decide Which Version of This Poem I Liked More, So Here Are Both of Them” they can create clocks with legs bashing into one another in a cacophony of madness but then for a poem like “You, Me, a Canoe, and All Sunday”, they must shift to a simpler, quiet, even evocative nature scene. Done incorrectly the reader would experience a bit of a shock. Fortunately both Tsurumi’s art and whosoever chose the order of the poems in this book (which is an art in and of itself) are capable to making such transitions with seeming effortlessness. Andrea Tsurumi’s art is like a duck. Up above, they make it look easy. Down below, they’re paddling for all they’re worth!

After I finish writing this review I’ll put it on my blog (A Fuse #8 Production), on Goodreads, and on Amazon (not necessarily in that order). And inevitably (probably on Goodreads) maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years from now, someone will come along and write something along the lines of, “You wrote more words in your review than there are in the book!” But in this particular case I’m not actually certain that that’s true. If you are afraid of words, particularly those of the clever variety, this is not the book for you. Harris loves wordplay. Tsurumi loves to complement those words with hilarious madcap art. Put the two together and you’ve got yourself a powerhouse combination. Said it once. Said it twice.

Better than Shel Silverstein.
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Abby Rubenstein
2.0 out of 5 stars Moderately Amusing
Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
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Expected so so much more by the reviews. My 7 year old niece was easily bored.
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