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I Hate the Internet Kindle Edition

4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars 567 ratings

What if you told the truth and the whole world heard you? What if you lived in a country swamped with Internet outrage? What if you were a woman in a society that hated women?

Set in the San Francisco of 2013,
I Hate the Internet offers a hilarious and obscene portrayal of life amongst the victims of the digital boom. As billions of tweets fuel the city's gentrification and the human wreckage piles up, a group of friends suffers the consequences of being useless in a new world that despises the pointless and unprofitable.

In this, his first full-length novel, Jarett Kobek tackles the pressing questions of our moment. Why do we applaud the enrichment of CEOs at the expense of the weak and the powerless? Why are we giving away our intellectual property? Why is activism in the 21st Century nothing more than a series of morality lectures typed into devices built by slaves?

Here, at last, comes an explanation of the Internet in the crudest possible terms.
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A grainy political and cultural rant, a sustained shriek about power and morality in a new global era. It's a glimpse at a lively mind at full boil... [An] entertaining novel of ideas... This book has soul as well as nerve. It suggests that, as the author writes, 'the whole world was on a script of loss and people only received their pages moments before they read their lines.' -- Dwight Garner, The New York Times

About the Author

Jarett Kobek is a Turkish-American writer living in California. His novella ATTA has appeared in Spanish translation, been the subject of much academic writing and was a recent bestseller in parts of Canada. He writes regularly for museums and galleries, with his essays appearing under the auspices of Frieze, the Hammer Museum and White Cube.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0198RBAGI
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ We Heard You Like Books (February 9, 2016)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 9, 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2634 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 287 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars 567 ratings

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Jarett Kobek is a Turkish-American writer living in California. His novel I HATE THE INTERNET was an international bestseller, translated into nine languages, and published in twelve countries.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 29, 2016
This is an amazingly funny book. Sort of like being tickled with a razor blade. You find yourself laughing so hard that you don't notice all the blood pooling around your feet. I must admit that Mr. Kobek was preaching to the converted. I use the Internet for only two things these days, hunting for books & hunting for music. I've never Fakebooked, Twatted or Instaspurted. When I Googly Eye my real name I take great pride in the fact that nothing comes up. I've never owned a smart phone & I only bought a dumb phone because car trouble taught me that I'd have better luck finding a living breathing space alien then I would finding a pay phone in 21st century America.

My co workers are addicted to Fakebook. I'm waiting for them to develop a smart phone with tentacles that just inserts itself directly into the users brain. Preferably through his or her eyes. I've no doubt that most phone addicts wouldn't hesitate for one minute to having their device permanently attached through their eyeballs.

About a year and half ago, I was sitting in a local mall food court with my two youngest children. I had left the table to buy them whatever it was they wanted & when I returned, I sat at the table with my back to the food court. My then 14 year old daughter said, "Poppy look," as she pointed behind me. When I turned around I saw every table filled with 1, 2, 3 or 4 people, all of them on their smart phones. None of them talking to each other. I thought to myself, "wow, if I were the protagonist in a 1950s sci fi film, this would be the point where I realized that the pod people were winning."

Since I'm 54, it's not difficult maintaining my distance from social media, because I don't particularly care. In fact, being a curmudgeon is probably expected of you as you get older & become more & more invisible. Luckily I like invisibility.

Mr. Kobek's take on 21st century celebrity is also spot on. Of course, I doubt that Oprah will be extolling the virtues of this book given the author's thoughts on Beyonce. I say this because I saw an interview between those two ladies just after Beyonce's whatever year Super Bowl appearance. Oprah told Beyonce that her performance at the Bowl game was "the point where art met God."
I almost swallowed my tongue when I heard that little tidbit of utter bulls***.

My old man used to say, "If these bastards could figure out how to bottle air they'd charge us for every breath." Of course I blew this off as the rantings of a grumpy old man. Now we have Vitality Air, a Canadian company who sells bottled "mountain air" to people in China for $14-$20 a pop. Of course, I laughed so hard I didn't notice all the blood squirting from my nostrils.

Now, buy the damn book. The actual book. The one with pages & ink. Screw Kindle baby.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2016
The author isn't lying when he admits that this is a terrible novel. It is, in fact, a terrible novel. But it's also a compelling book. Written in a style that wavers between the staccato of Internet micro-articles, long-winded (but entertaining) rants, and preposterously stilted dialogue the likes of which rarely appear outside of amateur fan-fiction or Ayn Rand novels, it's a rallying cry of sorts for anyone who looks around at the world in the mid twenty-teens and wonders just how we ended up here. How DID we end up in a Twitter/FaceBook outrage-fueled wrestling cage match? Blame Ayn Rand, bad science fiction novels, and advertising. Why is everyone so angry about every little slight, no matter how small? Anger drives clicks and anonymity removes inhibition more effectively than tequila. Kobek doesn't stop at tearing the costume off Silicon Valley's self-appointed kings; he then proceeds to blast away the skin and peel away the muscles too, until every pretension of freedom, nobility, and benevolence intentionally but mistakenly associated with the Information Age is laid bare.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2018
This is a book whose author calls out modern social media innovators, corporations, and techies; it deposes the sanctity of the internet using irony, blasphemy, irreverence, and obtuse language. Indeed, author Kobek lays biting waste to the affectedness of “it” people, modern day PR, and social media sites like Twitter, Snapchat, and Facebook.

The book was filled with at times incoherent and too lengthy rants and, yet, inside the narratives of pretty much unrelatable characters, whom I struggled to like, I felt a sense of their existential despair that roto rooters far deeper than the common refrain of “What’s it all about, Alfie?”

The book opened up a stream of thought that maybe we lay people are being made fools of by the likes of the media Gods. He is a tell all author with no remorse!

After reading the book, I now look at the internet and social media with a more skeptical eye! I now question is the ‘everywhereness’ of God, which is one person's version of the internet, is actually ruinous, nihilistic, and insidiously destructive. Indeed for author Kobek, nothing is sacrosanct!
His is a book that serves up caustic derisiveness of the impact of social media along with a big dose of existential despair that maybe nothing really does matter after all!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2016
Some of Kobek's writing is absolutely hilarious, and wickedly, darkly cynical about new media and all its attendant problems. Still, I had the feeling while reading that it was really a stand-up routine of periodic side-slapping humor, punctuated with long, rambling, redundant, uninteresting stretches of nonsense. A little more narrative glue would have helped, and perhaps he'll come around to that in the future. And it's not only a rant about social media and "the internet," but Kobek seems to be taking on the literary novel structure (and business of novel writing including writing a good novel) itself, with a kind of lame chapter 25, that describes what would have been in that chapter if the chapter was there. But it is there, so, well, I guess that sort of works as modern rebellion against the constraints of tradition. Sort of. Again, very biting and insightful take on the effect of new media channels on modern life, but he could have been much more successful with a touch more structure that would have required less of his readers and more from him.
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Diego Laurentino de Carvalho
5.0 out of 5 stars A desmitificação da internet
Reviewed in Brazil on May 24, 2019
O combate ao mito da neutralidade ideológica da tecnologia pode ser citada como a pedra angular de I Hate the Internet. Nesse caminho, porém, um outro mito contestado, que talvez seja ainda mais forte na visão de quem não é morador estadunidense, seja a ideia da internet como uma formação abstrata, sem donos nem regras ou nacionalidade: a internet mostrada no livro - e claramente odiada - é a internet dominada por uma dúzia de empresas do Vale do Silício, por sua vez comandadas e possuídas por algumas dezenas de bilionários e milionários norte-americanos. E tudo é organizado de modo que cada ato que você realiza na internet sirva para que algum desses "granfinos" embolse mais dinheiro - até essa review que eu escrevo agora e você lê. Cada "like", cada "view", cada filtro de protesto do Facebook vai, de uma forma ou de outra, ser transformado em dinheiro para acionistas e investidores das "tech firms" - ou pelo menos é essa a realidade construída no romance.
Não podemos ser inocentes a ponto de acreditar que todos os fatos e hipóteses expostas por Kobek são reais - é tudo literatura, e a obra literária, assim como qualquer obra de arte, nunca corresponde perfeitamente a realidade -, mas o que o romance nos oferece é uma construção distanciada da realidade, de onde nós, como leitores, podemos experimentar um mundo proposto, diferente, e através dele chegarmos a termos com o nosso próprio mundo.
A ironia sutil de Jarett é uma companheira presente na maior parte das "276 páginas de mainsplaining", como descreve o próprio autor, permeando uma linguagem visivelmente próxima a encontrada em "textões de facebook". Os padrões repetitivos, as explicações banais e os desvios aparentemente sem sentido dos tópicos preenchem as páginas organizadas ao redor de alguns meses na vida de Adeline - a.k.a. M. Abrahamovic Pretrovitch, a.k.a. Marina Abramovic - uma desenhista de histórias em quadrinho vivendo em São Francisco entre 2013 e 2014, que acaba cometendo "o único pecado imperdoável do século 21". Ao lado dela, temos seus amigos, Jeremy Winterbloss (a.k.a. J. W. Bloss), J. Karacehennem (cujo sobrenome significa "Inferno Negro" em turco) e Christine (que reza para os fundadores do Google), além de diversos outros personagens que cruzam direta ou indiretamente o caminho de Adeline, ou surgem das divagações do narrador, com suas próprias subtramas e suas divagações sobre o mundo, que de alguma forma se adéquam ou corroboram os pontos de vista do narrador.
No fim, há uma conclusão curiosamente surreal para uma obra que propõe uma experiência tão ajustada a realidade, que funciona como um certo choque nos lembrando da inerente ilusão da literatura, não importa o quão realista ela nos pareça - realismo que nesse caso imita menos biografias e textos de jornais, como o realismo do século 19, e mais o ritmo e padrões dos usuários de redes sociais - é tudo uma farsa. Que de nada impede de nos fazer refletir profundamente nossa própria realidade.
Judy Mcivor
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Reviewed in Canada on November 6, 2017
Definitely didn't enjoy this book - and didn't finish it.
Bolty
5.0 out of 5 stars Read it today!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 29, 2018
This is fantastic. I tend to hold that fifth star back for the special stuff, but this deserves it. Kobek throws a bowl of cold water in your face about once every ten pages.
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Rainer Bressler
5.0 out of 5 stars Eine kalte Dusche.
Reviewed in Germany on December 14, 2016
In Zeiten, wo die Wogen über Social Media und ihr Einwirken auf demokratische Prozesse hochgehen und Viele glauben, ihren fachlichen Senf dazu geben zu müssen, geschwätzig (Vor-)Urteile verbreiten und Ängste schüren, liest sich der Roman von Kobek wie wenn man unter die kalte Dusche steigt, zuerst schaudert und dann die Erfrischung spürt. In Romanen wie diesem wird auf geistreich-witzige Art gezeigt, wie moderne Technik auf einzelne Menschen und ihr Leben einwirkt. Man bekommt Ereignisse und Reaktionen dieser Menschen mit und denkt spontan empört, mit mir nicht! Bedenkt dann selber seine Situation – und wird dabei vielleicht ein wenig gescheiter!
Sarvesh Mehrotra
5.0 out of 5 stars Must-read!!
Reviewed in India on December 26, 2016
This book is less a story, and more an opinionated rant about modern times. Yet, the writing is engaging and funny, and gives you a very different perspective of our day and age. I didn't agree with Kobek's opinions at times, say on Ayn Rand and her philosophy, but that doesn't take away anything from the fun I had reading this book.

And the writing style is nothing you're likely to see anywhere else. Lots of fun.
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